To the tune of Wonderwall, by Oasis
by Lyrics by George Fassas in Humor
(Intro: Almost 8 months ago, I remember going to the Clubs Fair. You all remember this right? Pre-Term... There I was, all excited, Meeting the MEA, the EBS, the LABA... all pretty friendly people. There's one club I won't forget though. I remember going to the Stern Women in Business and asking if I could join.
by in Humor
I have a crush on one of my professors. I don't want to name names, but he teaches Corporate Finance. Is there a way I can snag him for Spring Fling?
-Turtleneck Lover
Ms. Arbitrage says: Ahhhh, the sweet whisperings of cost of capital calculations in the spring-they're so hard to resist.
by by Eric Brown, efb219 in Humor
During an afternoon last week I was watching a sporting event in Starbucks. Baseball? Try again. Chelsea v. Bayern Munich!
Not that I was trying to follow European soccer, but I was sitting on the couch minding my business when I noticed that a group of international students were following something on the TV.
by By Auntie Silber in Humor
Aries (March 20 - April 19)
In Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, you're lucky if you can "actualize" waking up in time for class.
Taurus (April 20 - May 19)
The U.S. Secret Department of Counter-Terrorism would follow you around if you didn't smell so much.
Hint: Avoid the Oppy Staff
by by Mariana Blanco, mariana.blanco, and Marianna Zhupleva, marianna in Humor
Marian(n)a's two cents...
1. Do not leave Stern parties at the same time. Kind of a dead give away.
2. Also, make sure you arrive at different times in the morning for class. Maximum one joint arrival per semester that you can write off as sheer coincidence.
Mysterious OPP and the Biz
by in Humor
Spring arrives early for one MBA2...
Recent reports indicate that MBA2 "Mac" Narahara is ready to graduate from a simple "Mac" to be called the grand "Mac Daddy" Narahara. He was seen dirty dancing with an international MBA1 student at the LABA Party. Mac Daddy was reported to have also been the object of yet another international MBA1's affection during his recent trip to Japan.
by in Humor
So my time as the OPP has come to an end. I've enjoyed sharing all the fun tidbits and happenings of this past year. For anyone who I might have offended, I am sorry, it was all in good fun! I thought it would be fitting for my last column to be a sort of "Best of Stern: 2004-2005" montage of this year's most memorable events and people.
Another Viewpoint
by by Terence Mukupe, tm1006 in Humor
As this is my inaugural story for my column I decided to start off on a lighter note. I am more into the "serious stuff" like one of my all time great Professor Gode!
Illusion is defined as a perception of something objectively existing in such a way as to cause misinterpretation of its actual nature! Isn't that a mouthful? In other words an illusion is an erroneous perception of reality.
