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CRYSTAL BALLS - When All That Matters is the Future

I've been watching the news, and all everyone says is that the economy is in the toilet, and we all know they are lying because I checked this morning and all I found was last night's fajitas. It's like when Bush said there were WMDs in Iraq, but that was 2002, we are much smarter now.

Top 10 Least Popular Spring Break Activities

Spring break is upon us here at Stern and for members of the class of 2009 such as myself it is a bittersweet time. We are all looking forward to the week away from classes to be sure, but we are also reminded that graduation is drawing nigh. Our time basking in the serene lifestyle of a student will soon be a memory, and we will all be faced with full-time employment or the grueling and humiliating search for it.

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