OPP Has Super Gossip!
Mysterious OPP
Issue date: 2/8/05 Section: News
"This is Crazy Cooter comin' atcha"
Ya'll know that the movie revival of The Dukes of Hazzard will be coming to theatres soon. As often life imitates art, I'm sure all males are hoping that those Daisy Dukes will find their way into the wardrobe and onto the bodies of all womankind - what a beautiful sight. Alas, instead, the men of Stern seem to have taken a liking to Uncle Jesse's comfortable overalls redneck style and are sporting a full grown beard!!! There have been more than a few MBA2's following this not so trendy trend. A few standouts include Jed Lambert, Hal Cashman, Jared Gordon (who as of this publishing has located a razor), and Todd Rendle. Maybe they' all should consider running shine as a profession after graduation - not sure Jessica Simpson goes for the scruffy type. Yeee Haw ...
Beds are not only for sleeping ...
Although many have been suspected of using it, the OPP has confirmed that at least one second-year male Block 4 Sternie knows that beds are also for tanning. Since this is such a steamy topic, I'll let you figure out whom for yourself. Dirty blond hair, wife beater and slick shoes - yeah, you know who I'm talkin about! ODB ... sizzle, sizzle.
Page Six meets Stern OPP ...
So it just so happens that a few very super-sexy MBA2 Sternie women (with SCorp representation) were tearing up the dance floor at a super-fun club in the city, when they bumped into heiress and home-made movie super star, Paris Hilton. So enamored by the moves of the sexy ladies, the coked-out TV star exclaimed, "Cool, girls' night out!"
Bling Bling News ...
The OPP would like to send out a hearty congratulations to one of the Oppy's own girl-delicious columnists. The co-creator, writer and brains behind half of "Javed and Jackie," Jackie Gallagher, has gotten engaged to her beau over the winter break. You go girlfriend! Now here's a question for Jackie: What advice would you give a girl to grab herself a sexy man like you have! Meow!! Congrats!
Do you have hot gossip for the OPP? Send an email to opportun@stern.nyu.edu and we'll pass it along to our secret scribe!
Ya'll know that the movie revival of The Dukes of Hazzard will be coming to theatres soon. As often life imitates art, I'm sure all males are hoping that those Daisy Dukes will find their way into the wardrobe and onto the bodies of all womankind - what a beautiful sight. Alas, instead, the men of Stern seem to have taken a liking to Uncle Jesse's comfortable overalls redneck style and are sporting a full grown beard!!! There have been more than a few MBA2's following this not so trendy trend. A few standouts include Jed Lambert, Hal Cashman, Jared Gordon (who as of this publishing has located a razor), and Todd Rendle. Maybe they' all should consider running shine as a profession after graduation - not sure Jessica Simpson goes for the scruffy type. Yeee Haw ...
Beds are not only for sleeping ...
Although many have been suspected of using it, the OPP has confirmed that at least one second-year male Block 4 Sternie knows that beds are also for tanning. Since this is such a steamy topic, I'll let you figure out whom for yourself. Dirty blond hair, wife beater and slick shoes - yeah, you know who I'm talkin about! ODB ... sizzle, sizzle.
Page Six meets Stern OPP ...
So it just so happens that a few very super-sexy MBA2 Sternie women (with SCorp representation) were tearing up the dance floor at a super-fun club in the city, when they bumped into heiress and home-made movie super star, Paris Hilton. So enamored by the moves of the sexy ladies, the coked-out TV star exclaimed, "Cool, girls' night out!"
Bling Bling News ...
The OPP would like to send out a hearty congratulations to one of the Oppy's own girl-delicious columnists. The co-creator, writer and brains behind half of "Javed and Jackie," Jackie Gallagher, has gotten engaged to her beau over the winter break. You go girlfriend! Now here's a question for Jackie: What advice would you give a girl to grab herself a sexy man like you have! Meow!! Congrats!
Do you have hot gossip for the OPP? Send an email to opportun@stern.nyu.edu and we'll pass it along to our secret scribe!