Mysterious OPP Revealed at Last
Issue date: 4/12/05 Section: Humor
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So my time as the OPP has come to an end. I've enjoyed sharing all the fun tidbits and happenings of this past year. For anyone who I might have offended, I am sorry, it was all in good fun! I thought it would be fitting for my last column to be a sort of "Best of Stern: 2004-2005" montage of this year's most memorable events and people. Enjoy!
Most partying per cubic square inch
Javed Siddique
Best Halloween costume malfunction
Christina "Janet Jackson" Chin
Most played and least mature Beer Blast activity
Playing flip cup
Longest period of time unshaven by a married male without getting kicked out or divorced
Todd Rendle
Longest-lasting MBA1/2 hookup
Rana Kashani & David Lifeso
Most unconfirmed "relationship" relationship
Monica Wuebling and Hayle Chun
A hookup I would have wanted to see!
Professor Juran and Sharon Katz
The "Best of Stern: 2004-2005" would not be complete without me coming clean, so I've included a picture of myself from 1979 as a little clue. Hope you enjoyed! If you have any new tidbits feel free to e-mail me at lk263@stern.nyu.edu.
Most partying per cubic square inch
Javed Siddique
Best Halloween costume malfunction
Christina "Janet Jackson" Chin
Most played and least mature Beer Blast activity
Playing flip cup
Longest period of time unshaven by a married male without getting kicked out or divorced
Todd Rendle
Longest-lasting MBA1/2 hookup
Rana Kashani & David Lifeso
Most unconfirmed "relationship" relationship
Monica Wuebling and Hayle Chun
A hookup I would have wanted to see!
Professor Juran and Sharon Katz
The "Best of Stern: 2004-2005" would not be complete without me coming clean, so I've included a picture of myself from 1979 as a little clue. Hope you enjoyed! If you have any new tidbits feel free to e-mail me at lk263@stern.nyu.edu.