The Stern Dirty Dozen
The Gentlemen of SMIB (Stern Men In Business)
Issue date: 9/27/05 Section: Humor
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Joe "Uncle Rico" Arcadi
Honestly, we have never seen this guy in class...is he really enrolled Stern? We don't think so, but he did enter the business plan competition with an idea for marketing breast enhancement pills. He's the only guy who's tried to date multiple female Sternies at the same time and expect to keep it on the DL. Needless to say, he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. By the way, if your name is Debbie, then chances are you have already hooked up with him. An anonymous MBA1 said "he asked me to play just the tip, just for a minute, to see how it feels...it felt good...and the leopard print thong he wore was the icing on the cake"
Stuart "The Big Div" Tomanek
Half man, half amazing, this man is living proof that big dividends come in small packages. This guy won't choke you, but he'll give you a mouth full. We're not sure why he always has his hands down his pockets, but our sources indicate that if pocket pool was a Olympic sport, we're pretty sure that he would be a gold medallist.
Disclaimer: The names used above are fictitious and any resemblance to actual persons, either living or dead, is purely coincidental. SMIB does not take responsibility for any action caused by the reading of this article.
Honestly, we have never seen this guy in class...is he really enrolled Stern? We don't think so, but he did enter the business plan competition with an idea for marketing breast enhancement pills. He's the only guy who's tried to date multiple female Sternies at the same time and expect to keep it on the DL. Needless to say, he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. By the way, if your name is Debbie, then chances are you have already hooked up with him. An anonymous MBA1 said "he asked me to play just the tip, just for a minute, to see how it feels...it felt good...and the leopard print thong he wore was the icing on the cake"
Stuart "The Big Div" Tomanek
Half man, half amazing, this man is living proof that big dividends come in small packages. This guy won't choke you, but he'll give you a mouth full. We're not sure why he always has his hands down his pockets, but our sources indicate that if pocket pool was a Olympic sport, we're pretty sure that he would be a gold medallist.
Disclaimer: The names used above are fictitious and any resemblance to actual persons, either living or dead, is purely coincidental. SMIB does not take responsibility for any action caused by the reading of this article.