Stern's Most Eligible Bachelorettes
David Daly
OK fellas, now it’s your turn to meet some of Stern’s most eligible women in business. Don’t think for a second that buying one of these ladies a drink will win over their hearts. It takes a lot of charm and perseverance to get a date with a woman whose best talent isn’t limited to walking a runway in a bathing suit and high heels. These ladies will share their views on world politics, turn heads in their power suits, and probably make more money than you next year. With such a small pool of available bombshells in business casual at Stern, here is your chance to win over one of the future Pam Mittman’s of the world:
Name: Maureen Mullen (aka MoMo)
Sign: Leo
Place of birth: The Middle of Nowhere, USA
Summer Internship: Monitor Group
Do you have a full-time offer? Yes. Fully prepared to be someone’s sugar mama.
Interesting Fact: I am frequently compared to a Maltese puppy.
Best feature: I get tanner than Dave Daly.
Have you ever dated a classmate: Next question.
McCain or Obama: GObama!.
What is the best meal you can cook: Leftover Thai-food or anything from KMC’s second floor vending machine.
Do you have a favorite professional sports team: it’s ALL about the FANTASY .
Favorite TV show: Sometimes I wish I was Lauren Conrad.
Quality you look for in a guy: Speaks a foreign language and ability to do mental math.
Do you have your own place: Maybe once a month when all three of my roommates happen to be out of town.
Current GPA at Stern: 4.00 plus an extra .17 for crushing on professors.
Describe the worst date you have ever had: Anything post 10:30pm on Thursdays.
Do you plan on remaining in the NY area after graduation: Yes!!! I heart the bright lights and big city!
Name: Mara Quinn-Porzig
Sign: Taurus
Place of birth: West Caldwell, NJ
Summer Internship: Accenture
Do you have a full-time offer? Yes
Interesting Fact: I crashed a motorcycle into a VW van in Uruguay.
Best feature: My feet are cute, and small for my height (which has its pros and cons).
Have you ever dated a classmate: NOPE
McCain or Obama: Probama
What is the best meal you can cook: Honey Chicken
Do you have a favorite professional sports team: NOPE
Favorite TV show: 30 Rock
Quality you look for in a guy: intellect and an off-beat sense of humor.
Do you have your own place: NOPE
Current GPA at Stern: as Yermack would say – average.
Describe the worst date you have ever had: went on a date with a guy who doesn’t “believe” in umbrellas, has lots of tattoos (sorry, just not my personal preference) and a belt buckle that said SCIENCE in rhinestones. Nice enough person, but...
Do you plan on remaining in the NY area after graduation: I heart NYC, but I am considering hearting the West Coast. Stay tuned to find out!
Name: Alisa Becker
Sign: Libra
Place of birth: The Garden State
Summer Internship: Colgate-Palmolive
Do you have a full-time offer? I’ve submitted my application to Murphy & Gonzalez. Cross your fingers for me!
Interesting Fact: My name is pronounced [Aleesa]
Best feature: Let’s Mad Libs this one. Alisa has a great _________.
Have you ever dated a classmate: Depends on your definition of dating, but I don’t think so.
McCain or Obama: Obama Mama
What is the best meal you can cook: Anything pre-cooked by someone else.
Do you have a favorite professional sports team: My Zog Sports touch football team, Comes From Behind.
Favorite TV show: Pretty much any show that distracts me from school work and recruiting, but my usual favorites include Gossip Girl, The Pick-Up Artist, Top Chef, Project Runway, Family Guy, and I’d be lying if I didn’t say old episodes of Sex and the City.
Quality you look for in a guy: Makes me laugh!
Do you have your own place: Not without fair warning.
Current GPA at Stern: According to Yermack, probably average.
Describe the worst date you have ever had: On a first (and last) date, my date gave me a gift of body butter and asked if he could rub it on me.
Do you plan on remaining in the NY area after graduation: If the stars and dollar signs align.
Name: Dorcas Williams Sign: Scorpio Place of birth: Milton, FL; outside of Pensacola, close to Tallahassee-the country :) Summer Internship: Procter and Gamble; Assistant Brand Manager of Pantene. Do you have a full-time offer? Yes Interesting Fact: Toured the country with a modern dance company. Best feature: Smile Have you ever dated a classmate: Not a Stern classmate. McCain or Obama: That One-Obama What is the best meal you can cook: I make fabulous lasagna but martinis are my specialty. Do you have a favorite professional sports team: New Orleans Saints Favorite TV show: Boston Legal Quality you look for in a guy: Honest, Handsome. Do you have your own place: Yes Current GPA at Stern: 3.5 Describe the worst date you have ever had: I met a guy on campus in undergrad and when I questioned his lack of familiarity he told me that he wasn’t a student but worked for the bank on campus. Later that week, when we met to go to dinner he told me that he didn’t really work for the bank but for the company that filled and stocked the ATM machines. This wouldn’t have been a big deal if it weren’t for the fact that he was supposed to be working when we made plans for dinner so his huge security guard came to dinner with us, in uniform. To make matters worse, my father and a few of his clients happened to be at the restaurant so I had lots of explaining to do. Do you plan on remaining in the NY area after graduation: Not currently Name: Sign: Taurus Place of birth: New York City (but grew up in Pelham!) Summer Internship: Oh wait, is this only for students? I don’t go to Stern. Dave is making me do this. I may have been to one too many LABA parties and this is my retribution. I work in real estate when I’m not crashing Beer Blast and Stern in Africa safaris. Do you have a full-time offer? Should I just lie? Yes, of course Interesting Fact: I walked the red carpet with Jude Law Best feature: Hmmm, my bum… I mean my eyes- yes, eyes. Have you ever dated a classmate: Does making out on the dance floor count as dated? Just kidding- Never. McCain or Obama: I had a cookie yesterday with Obama’s face on it. Delish. I guess I’m voting Obama. What is the best meal you can cook: I make a mean meat loaf and a fabulous soy glazed salmon with coconut rice. And for dessert I can make Magnolia cupcakes. Do you have a favorite professional sports team: I like the Yankees Favorite TV show: Gossip Girl and just started watching the new season of Celebrity Rehab. It’s amazing. I highly recommend it. Quality you look for in a guy: I like a guy who can really make me laugh. Confidence is also key. Do you have your own place: Yes Current GPA at Stern: N/A (but from what I have heard it can’t be below 3.0) Describe the worst date you have ever had: I went on a first date with a guy I knew from college (Tulane) and he was so nervous that he left his ATM card in the machine. (I know this because he couldn’t pay for dinner and was freaking out that someone stole his card until he realized he’s an idiot). Then after I paid for the dinner, he offered to drive me home and his car had a boot on it. I’m not kidding. He was parked in an illegal spot and because he didn’t have any money or his ATM card, I had to pay for the boot to be removed, too. I dated this guy for a couple of months. True story. Do you plan on remaining in the NY area after graduation: Yes, I love New York
Viewing Comments 1 - 1 of 1
women seeking men
posted 4/02/10 @ 9:50 PM EST
i find this website very useful but can you plz add a Q&A link that shows some of the common questions his eminenece has answered.
Post a Comment