Top 10 Least Popular Spring Break Activities
Daniel Granik
Issue date: 3/10/09 Section: Humor
Spring break is upon us here at Stern and for members of the class of 2009 such as myself it is a bittersweet time. We are all looking forward to the week away from classes to be sure, but we are also reminded that graduation is drawing nigh. Our time basking in the serene lifestyle of a student will soon be a memory, and we will all be faced with full-time employment or the grueling and humiliating search for it. We shall therefore seek to make the most of our last academic vacation. Many plan to take once-in-a-lifetime trips either for class credit or with student clubs. If you're like me, you will make a special effort to enjoy your last truly free St. Patrick's Day. See you on the New York Trek!
10. Participate in the inter-MBA "wet pleated slacks" contest.
9. Make your Banking specialization relevant with DBi Reykjavik.
8. Journey to the forsaken dungeon of NYU Stern Professor of Economics Nouriel Roubini and assist him in the composition of his compendium of misbegotten incantations in order that he may assume hegemony over the occidental world.
7. Lose a full-time job offer and attempt to binge drink heavily enough so that your organs fail before you go broke.
6. Locate an NYU Stern professor teaching a class with the word "Stochastic" or "Multivariable" in the title and do whatever it is he is doing.
5. Eat a half-dozen dime bags of tainted mushrooms and watch the entire "Full House" DVD box set with a handgun nearby.
4. Of your own free will, take on a full-time job in addition to enrolling in evening graduate management classes. Then, whine about how busy you are to anyone who will listen.
3. Ride a unicycle through Bedford Stuyvesant while wearing a beanie and a confederate flag t-shirt.
2. Consume four bran muffins and can of prune juice before you upperdeck all the toilets in the Kaufman Management Center.
1. Walk down Fifth Avenue on the morning of March 17th dressed in an orange body suit as you desecrate images of the pope, pour Guinness in the sewer and light potatoes on fire.
10. Participate in the inter-MBA "wet pleated slacks" contest.
9. Make your Banking specialization relevant with DBi Reykjavik.
8. Journey to the forsaken dungeon of NYU Stern Professor of Economics Nouriel Roubini and assist him in the composition of his compendium of misbegotten incantations in order that he may assume hegemony over the occidental world.
7. Lose a full-time job offer and attempt to binge drink heavily enough so that your organs fail before you go broke.
6. Locate an NYU Stern professor teaching a class with the word "Stochastic" or "Multivariable" in the title and do whatever it is he is doing.
5. Eat a half-dozen dime bags of tainted mushrooms and watch the entire "Full House" DVD box set with a handgun nearby.
4. Of your own free will, take on a full-time job in addition to enrolling in evening graduate management classes. Then, whine about how busy you are to anyone who will listen.
3. Ride a unicycle through Bedford Stuyvesant while wearing a beanie and a confederate flag t-shirt.
2. Consume four bran muffins and can of prune juice before you upperdeck all the toilets in the Kaufman Management Center.
1. Walk down Fifth Avenue on the morning of March 17th dressed in an orange body suit as you desecrate images of the pope, pour Guinness in the sewer and light potatoes on fire.
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